Michael Mcintyre v Peter Kay

[thomas540054]

Does Peter Kay need some new material?

[sara3]

Zacs.. Malteser?

[sara3]

I have a BIG (new!) box.. you may share :o)

how are you?

[sara3]

she came to me.. my invitation was an olive branch. I've not seen her for ages, and it was fine.

did you have a good one?

[sara3]

craft is my AB mother.. my other mother is a bit of a pain in the...... well, it was okay anyways :o)

nice to see you x

[sara3]

lol, I was doing that with these chocolate macadamia nuts I was given.

macadamia nuts have no cholesterol so are very healthy.. that's why I suck the chocolate off first ;o)

[sara3]

I have a house full of chocolate and am sick of the sight of it. my fridge is also still busting its hinges so come over and help yourself!

[sara3]

as long as you're a man, the answer is no!

I got some nice pressies and a bloody awful nightie thing from my sister. she obviously thinks I'm middle aged ;o)

[sara3]

is that a Rolf Harris type thingy? lol!

my sister buys the worst ever presents. she sent a child's make up set for my daughter (who will be 16 next week), and had sent her exactly the same thing last year!

[geemactwo]

Yes, he has always needed new material. It's not the gags that are funny it's the man. I wouldn't mind having him 'round for a cup of tea but I wouldn't pay to go and see him.