Fantasy Kyle

[bobjugs12]

I assume you've all heard of Fantasy Football, but i've got a new game.
FANTASY JEREMY KYLE.
The way the game works is you control the show. You need to do the following:
Guests. As many as you want, but at least one must be you.
Storyline. The more outlandish and vulgar the better
History. The chavier the guests and story is the more you score
Action. Lie Detector, DNA etc; you choose the action that JK and the team can use
Solution. SO when JK goes back to your story in a Where Are They Now show, we can see whats happenend.

I will judge the entrants and the best stories submitted by 4:45pm will win.

Good Luck

[ummmm]

Well well well.....

[bobjugs12]

C'mon ummmm, you and your family tree is what inspired this.
Now I could do with another judge if you're up for it.

[ummmm]

I'll help with the judging. I don't want people to think that any story I write might be true :-/

[bobjugs12]

Ok hun. We just need some entries now lol

[ummmm]

I'm watching Steve Wilko at the moment....lol

[bobjugs12]

Lol, anything good. Has he shouted at anyone yet?

[ummmm]

Get off my stage...!!!

[bobjugs12]

Cool. I'd really like to punch him though!!

[ummmm]

I think I couldn't resist head butting someone who shouted in my face like that....

[bobjugs12]

Right then. I'm bored of waiting for others so I'm gonna start.

Guests: Me, and Stacey Slater from Eastenders
Storyline: She's been stealing money from my dad gran so I pushed her husband off a pub roof
History: We used to be a couple, and had several kids; now we hate each other and she's got the boys to do me in a couple of times
Action: Lie detector to prove I killed her OH
Solution: The come back show, we're an item together and now have our 6th and 7th kids.

[pericat]

Me - I want to be implanted with my horses sperm as I am in love with him etc etc - my husband does not agree and wants to make me see sense - my mother takes my husbands side whilst I have the RSPCA on mine. Outcome - future show where I present my octuplets to the world and my mother is committed!

[bobjugs12]

Lol peri. But I have to ask. Is your imagination a very dark place?

[pericat]

Who said that ??

[ummmm]

Peri's alright...it's you I'm worried about :-)

[pericat]

Do I win a prize then ?

[ummmm]

And what will the prize be?

[bobjugs12]

Well you've still got another half an hour to wait, but the prize depends on whether your male or female.

Ummm, are you really worried about me? Awwwww how sweet.

[ummmm]

Yeah that's me....Miss sweetness. A few might disagree though...

[bobjugs12]

Does that mean you love me, 'cos I don't want an angry ginger bloke chasing me!

[mccfluff]

hmmmm not gonna play