£100 per View

[Jemisa]

£100 per view

A bloke goes over to his mates house, rings the bell. The wife answers.

"ello, is Tony home?"

"No, he went to the shops, shouldn't be long"

"Well, d'ya you mind if I wait?"

"No come in." They sit down and the friend says "You know Sarah, you
have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred
quid if I could just see one."

Sarah thinks about this for a second and thinks what the hell - a
hundred quid. She opens her blouse and shows one. He promptly
thanks her and throws a 100 quid on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful
I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another 100 quid if I
could just see the both of them together."

Sarah thinks about this and says what the hell, no touching mind",
& opens her blouse again and gives
Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her and throws another 100 quid on
the table then says sorry he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird
mate Chris came over." Tony thinks about this for a second and says
"Well, did he drop off the 200 quid he owes me?"

[ELVIS68]

lol, good one

[Jan1957]

Ha ha Jem, good one.