Another virus warning - watch out!!!

netibiza | 11:17 Thu 30th Jun 2011 | ChatterBank

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WARNING!!!! THIS IS THE WORST VIRUS EVER TO HIT AB!!!! ...The ASTC Virus (Ass Stuck to Chair) The virus glues you to your chair for several hours! No housework will be done, children will starve and the dog will not get it's walk. You're likely to lose all contact to the outside world. Put this on your status to warn all friends.... It's too late for me... SAVE YOURSELF!!

Why does nobody want to talk about oil running out ?

I really could do with a good laugh today!

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Sounds like you've got the common cold in the A&E department Neti.

dotty.

I've been a silent sufferer for years too neti, I've a coping strategy inplace made up of a good coffee machine, a bottomless biscuit barrel and plenty of cushions, try it neti, it could save you.

netibiza

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Due to this virus I have burned many a roast dinner, Mr N is not amused!!!

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