Let's Find Gness A Man

[mrs_overall]

Right you lot, get your thinking caps on and come up with a suitable lonely hearts ad for Gness. Why should she be allowed to enjoy the single life?
My contribution is:
Single lady of mature years with own power tools and one good leg seeks single male for companionship, trips to the theatre and DIY disasters. Must be over 4ft tall, be able to eat without needing a bib and must have own hair, eyes, teeth and all four limbs. I am willing to compromise on the teeth and limbs.

[boxtops]

You forgot to mention the snoring, mrsO - there has to be a decibel specification (for the bloke) -

OR "must have own ear defenders"

[jim360]

Didn't take long for you to get back and back into CB life did it?

[mrs_overall]

I think we can safely rule out the gay and dead men!

[boxtops]

You forgot the flamethrower, too, MrsO

[anneasquith]

'' bring your own ear plugs ''

[mrs_overall]

Morning jim
I am having a good morning today and feel up to a dabble on CB. I am recuperating and am not good for much else

[berniecuddles]

sounds like sqad would fit the bill to me!!

[boxtops]

LOL, perhaps we should ask him......

[berniecuddles]

mrs o hope you get back to 100% soon gentle cuddles xxx

[Sqad]

bernie/boxy....I was going to suggest RATTER, but i am certainly willing to give gness a trial.

[ChillDoubt]

OK, ok, I fit all the criteria and am 'prepared to take one for the team'!




P.S. Hope you're taking it easy on the Melvyn's Mrs O, don't want you making another visit, do we?

[berniecuddles]

ahhhhhhh but would she give YOU a trial lol

[mallyh]

if your hard of hearing and have a pulse .Single lady waiting for you .

[B00]

does she even want one?

Isn't life so much better, easier and simpler without 'em?

[mrs_overall]

scrivens, I think Gness would find necrophilia dead boring

sqad, I am sure Gness will be underwhelmed by your offer

[boxtops]

Ratter's very spoken for, sqad :-)

[boxtops]

....and I think the idea is that she gives YOU the trial, not the other way round, LOL!

[mrs_overall]

Morning chill. Three Melvyns in 2 days!