How Many.......

excelsior-1 | 17:25 Sun 25th May 2014 | Jokes

4 Answers

...forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb.

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

8 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

2 to point out spelling or grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

5 to flame the spell checkers.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...

...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp."

1 know-it-all who claims he was in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

5 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

7 to ask why the light bulb needed changing in the first place.

4 to explain how light bulbs burn out.

1 to say "it was Clinton's fault."

9 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

7 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

4 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post corrected URLs.

3 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too."

2 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

5 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three."

4 to suggest that posters request a light bulb FAQ.

2 to ask "what is an FAQ?"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

6 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.