the things kids say...arhhh

[Bobbisox]

Picked Ben up from schools and he wanted to play outside with his little pal

he came running in out of breath
"Grandma, Grandma... there's loads of midgets out there so Euan has been bashing them with a stick and I have been throwing rocks at them"
MIDGES!!

[redman41]

they have big Midges in Gateshead by all accounts !!! ;-))))

[mollykins]

When I was fitting this really tall guys microhpone to his forehead for 'oliver', i couldn't reach so he had to kneel down and one of the little 'orphans' came up and said it looked as if he was proposing to me. plus he was holding his hands out with hair pins and tape, like you would a ring :P

[Bobbisox]

you know when you want to laugh but need to keep a straight face red, I could just imagine hordes of little people being bashed on the head with sticks and rocks....cruel I know :-)

[mrs_overall]

Awww bless!

Youngest Junior O once asked me if the parents of his friend were dead. I had seen them at the school gates so I was surprised at the question. When I dug deeper he said
"I thought they were dead cos his Gran told him she's taking him to "Orphan" Towers"

Apparently he really enjoyed Alton Towers

[redcrx]

my daughter called from the back seat of the car the other day that i should slow down.
I asked her why and she said "cos my can't keep up, mamma"

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha pixie,,,priceless
and Molly, good one hun x

[Bobbisox]

oh so innocent these stories

[mrs_overall]

My 15 year old daughter had me in stitches recently.

She was doing her R.E. homework and asked me - "What is an (her pronunciation) Eppi-fanny" (Epiphany)

[Bobbisox]

I have just splattered my coffee everywhere mrs o

[McMouse]

"Make a noise like a frog Grandpa"
"Why's that honey" I replied.
"Cos Mummy said when you croak we can all go to Disneyland"

[mrs_overall]

I sent the Orphan Towers one & a photo of Junior O to Chat magazine and got £50 for it!

[merciasounds]

Awe, bless!

My three year old niece, Lilly, was watching her mother changing her baby brother ( William, 9 months,) at the same time the neighbour was changing her baby son (3 months old, Nathan) she'd been watching side to side like a tennis match then she asked why William (her brother) had a bigger 'winkie' than Nathan - her mum explained that William was older and bigger becaused he'd grown more. She looked at her mum and said, well, I prefer the bigger winkie!
Starting as she means to go on, perhaps!

[Bobbisox]

I am not surprised at all mrs o

[mrs_overall]

rofl mercia!

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha some gal mercia eh?

[mrs_overall]

Younget Junior O once asked me
"Mum, why are my sister's boobs up here (indicating under his chin) and yours are down here (indicating his waist)."

Grrrrrr!

[Bobbisox]

must be a laugh a minute with your lot mrs o :o)