IDIOT SIGHTING
When my husband and I arrived at our local Ford dealer to pick up our
Car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the
Service Department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock
the Driver's door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door
Handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
'Hey,' I announced to the Fitter/Mechanic, 'its open!'
His reply: 'I know. I already did that side.'
This was at the Ford dealership in St Albans , Hertfordshire.
If that's Evans Halshaw, nothing surprises me. (I used to deliver and collect cars from several of their places. I was never very impressed by the quality of their staff!)
How do you confuse an Evans Halshaw mechanic - put him in a barrel and tell him to pizz in the corner.
An auto mechanic received a repair order from the Evans Halshaw service manager that said to check for a clunking noise when going around corners.
He took the car out for a test drive and made two right turns, each time hearing a loud clunk. Back at the shop, he returned the car to the Ford service manager with this note: "Removed bowling ball from trunk."
The blonde rang the garage and asked if they could send a mechanic as she had locked the keys in the car. "Is it urgent", asked the garage. "Well yes" replied the blonde, "It's starting to rain and I need to close the windows"
I know its a joke but I have to use Evans Halshaw for servicing my company car. Last time it was in for service I drove off it was seriously lacking in power drove round the block went back.Three of us looking under the bonnet service manager mechanic who'd serviced it and me. I said shouldn't that plug be connected to something a couple of red faces job done and I know very little about cars!!!