Ok so what did I get off the beak?

[d9f1c7]

OK Some of you may remember my admission if a dark and macabre crime:
http://www.theanswerb.../Question1110327.html
Where I rival the great despots of history for pure evil. Anyway I was up before those lovely people on my local bench this week. Reffering of course to predictions and perhaps even opinions of what should be the penalty for the most heinous of crimes, who would like to guess what actual punishment their worships dolled out? I would offer a prize for the first correct answer but there appears to be no mechanism for it here so I will offer my sincere congratulations to the winner. A clue, costs where £50.

[d9f1c7]

If it was worked out on income - expendeture, which is on the form but clearly ignored, they'd be giving me money! So I have no idea what the purpose of that form is.

[New Judge]

I'll stick by my original answer but qualify it a bit. I assume you pleaded guilty so I'll say two thirds of a week's net income (or £250 if you did not give the court details of your income), plus £15 Victim Surcharge, plus the costs you mentioned and six penalty points.

[Psybbo]

A slap on the wrist?

[d9f1c7]

On that basis judge they owe me £50! I don't think the form has any bearing on it. With hindsight I shouldn't have bothered filling it in

[Davethedog]

3 points - £60

[Philtaz]

This is getting boring now TBH......

[jno]

clearly not enough since you are still allowed computer access. Prisons today are just holiday camps.

[d9f1c7]

you think it was a jailable offence? I see!

[bibblebub]

did he give you a yawn for dragging things out?

[jno]

I've always thought public floggings would be quite a good deterrent for the sort of person who speeds. They wouldn't deter people like burglars who commit their crimes in secret and hope they won't get caught, but those who misbehave in public could be punished in public.

[Mick-Talbot]

I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight.

[mccfluff]

aren't you

i will

[jake-the-peg]

£50 fine for speeding

£250 fine for attention seeking

[Philtaz]

I had an operation last week.

Guess how many stitches I had?

[Mick-Talbot]

That deserves a thread of it's own Philtaz.....7 ?

[derekpara]

£1K fine for main offence plus starting a question and statement with 'OK'

[Philtaz]

Apologies for replying so late Mick, I haven't done in on purpose in keeping with the thread!
I had.........none(technically), just a single 'butterfly stitch'.
Had an EVLT, type it into youTube.

[Mick-Talbot]

C'mon d9f ......it's nearly bedtime .

[THECORBYLOON]

Would you have be so cocky if you had killed someone or left them disabled?

[EDDIE51]

If they treated it as a 70 limit then a £50 fine and 3 points. Am I close ?