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A Christmas Ghost Story. (Re-Submitted)
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Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the house
Nothing was stirring
Not even a mouse.
Laying in a drunken stupor
TTFN was spread eagled on the bed
After Moony had his way with her
TT was well and truly spent.
Outside the snow was falling
It warmed the cockles of one’s heart
To lay here snug and cozy
When TT let go of a f@rt.
Well, Moony shot up onto his feet
Forgetting the beam above his head
Cracking his skull with considerable force
Before falling back on to the bed.
When out of the dark came a terrible scream
What on earth can that be
I can hear footsteps coming up the stairs
Someone is coming for me.
I can see the door handle slowly turn
The hinges are starting to creak
Someone is coming in to the room
I try but cannot speak.
I then remember TT
I must protect her at all cost
I reach out to take care of her
Too late she is already lost.
I must have passed out
After hitting my head
Now TT has gone, I let her down
I am all alone in the bed.
What have you done to TT?
I finally managed to say
A dark shadow beares down on me
And beside me does lay.
I close my eyes tight
Now I wait for the blow
It’s been a good life up to now
This is it, it’s my time to go.
I feel the first trickle of warm liquid
Running down my body
Thru closed eyes I sense a light
The angels are coming for me.
I open my eyes to take a peek
I’m shocked at what I see
There were no angels or lights from above
Just my beloved TT.
She is mopping my brow
She knows it must smart
I feel such a sense of relief
I let out a f@rt.
So as we both lay here in each others arms again
And with the snow falling light
We both wish you a Merry Christmas
And a very merry good night. ♥♥♥
And all thru the house
Nothing was stirring
Not even a mouse.
Laying in a drunken stupor
TTFN was spread eagled on the bed
After Moony had his way with her
TT was well and truly spent.
Outside the snow was falling
It warmed the cockles of one’s heart
To lay here snug and cozy
When TT let go of a f@rt.
Well, Moony shot up onto his feet
Forgetting the beam above his head
Cracking his skull with considerable force
Before falling back on to the bed.
When out of the dark came a terrible scream
What on earth can that be
I can hear footsteps coming up the stairs
Someone is coming for me.
I can see the door handle slowly turn
The hinges are starting to creak
Someone is coming in to the room
I try but cannot speak.
I then remember TT
I must protect her at all cost
I reach out to take care of her
Too late she is already lost.
I must have passed out
After hitting my head
Now TT has gone, I let her down
I am all alone in the bed.
What have you done to TT?
I finally managed to say
A dark shadow beares down on me
And beside me does lay.
I close my eyes tight
Now I wait for the blow
It’s been a good life up to now
This is it, it’s my time to go.
I feel the first trickle of warm liquid
Running down my body
Thru closed eyes I sense a light
The angels are coming for me.
I open my eyes to take a peek
I’m shocked at what I see
There were no angels or lights from above
Just my beloved TT.
She is mopping my brow
She knows it must smart
I feel such a sense of relief
I let out a f@rt.
So as we both lay here in each others arms again
And with the snow falling light
We both wish you a Merry Christmas
And a very merry good night. ♥♥♥
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