Three For One

marval | 15:09 Tue 16th Apr 2013 | Jokes

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A man travelling through Arizona stops at a small town and goes into a bar.

He stands at the end of the bar and lights up a cigar. As he sips his drink, he stands there quietly blowing smoke rings.

After he’s blown nine or ten smoke rings, an angry Indian comes up to him and says.

"Listen, buddy, if you don’t stop calling me names, I’ll smash your face in!"

James was walking down the street when he met a small boy. James asked his name.

The lad replied, "Six and seven-eighths."

James looked puzzled and asked him why his parents had given him such a strange name, and the youngster replied.

"Oh, they just picked it out of a hat."

An Australian kiss is similar to a French kiss, but given down under.