Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Greetings Earthlings, we come in pea........................ooops! Sorry wrong thread!

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for this evening's meeting of the Mad Over Fifites Club.
On the hot plate tonight we have a delicious beef Stroganoff, with piles of fluffy white rice as an accompaniment. As always there will be piles of volly vonts and canopies (other nibbles are available) and on the pudding trolley Queenie has created a 4 four layer Ice Cream cake! (I'd like to say she'd sweated over it's creation but it is very difficult to "sweat" in our cold store!)
Tonights Tailcock is a delicious concoction "the Grand Prix" (to be sipped at your own risk!)
We have engaged the services of a new band for tonight's meeting, The Bee Stingers, I am assured that they are more than up to the task of providing our entertainment this evening, (the Minstrels have sadly found themselves locked in our local Bank and won't be out until Tuesday and The Tone Deafs have gone on a Tour of the Lofoten Islands and will not be back again until Thursday week) However, I've been told that the Bee Stingers have promised us their tribute to that Sixties' band the Swinging Blue Jeans!
Sadly the race track is out of commission this week as it is being resurfaced owing to pot holes. However, as usual the hot tub is bubbling away, the bar has (again) been restocked, the maze is open and the row boats have been
lined up for use down on the lake. There are all sorts of games set up out in the gardens here at the Towers and I am sure there will be something to appeal to all members of the MOFC. Our rofl will be drawn later, carriages have been ordered for midnight.

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

[queenofmean]

Cricket Cricket Cricket

[Igor61]

I think the guests are having a look at the magnificent grounds Miss Queen.
They are spectacular! Madame has also brought the out the rowing boats for members use.

if the members are out in the grounds there will be less work for me inside

[DTCwordfan]

Good evening fair ladies of the Towers and how are we this evening, now turning a little grey.

What offerings do we have in the bad, well:

a bent drive axle
a five of diamonds card minus four diamonds
a cheat's seven of clubs (turns into a King of Spades)
one bent paper clip
one half drunk bottle of Chateau du Blur - a very fuzzy year
one cork fly swatter
one pair of scissors with one blade
bottle of dry ink.
one packet of sultanas
one chipotle pepper.
one book on "How to poop straight"

[DTCwordfan]

are you in a chirpy mood tonight, Queenie....

[anneasquith]

oh my... would you look at that topiary !!!!!!!

[nungate]

Evening DT. Queenie's mood tonight might depend on who wins the speedway Grand prix in Sweden tonight. I think her favourite is in the lead - I've heard squeals of delight coming from her chambers.....

I hope you are well

[queenofmean]

I'm in a good mood tonight DT, fab day at work, enjoying the SGP on the telly box :)

[tonyav]

Good evening your nungateship, Is Igor around ? if he is I'll take my usual bucket if you please, that new tailcock ''The Grand Prix'' sounds right up my street.
For the roffle I have bought with me one Solex carburetor suitable for a 1973 Hillman Avenger 1500cc, one White window handle suitable for most double glazed units ( lock is knackered, had to change it for my aunt this afternoon ) and 11 Wolverhampton Wanderers football players LOL LOL LOL.

[DaisyNonna]

Hi nungate, having difficulties with jumping screen.
Rifle, 250 gms meal worms, padlock with key stuck in it, roll of bubble wrap.
Grand prix if you please.

[nungate]

Hello Anne, lovely to see you. So glad you like the topiary, I shall pss on your comments to the gardeners. The grounds are quite extensive I do hope you will take advantage of the pleasant evening to explore a little.
Can Igor fetch you a drink?

[DTCwordfan]

that's not a nice thing to say about tony's haircut, anne.........good evening!

[Igor61]

Good evening Miss Daisy, I've brought you a nice drink, I put it in one of Madame's special glasses

[DTCwordfan]

did they lose today, tony? Saw the clarets won.

[tonyav]

Dieing to mention neatly trimmed bushes !.

[tonyav]

Yes DT, they are relegated.
Great win for the Villa.

[nungate]

Ah Tony, Igor will be along shortly, he's gone down to the silver vault to fetch your bucket.

Is that gloating over the demotion of Wolves?

[excelsior-1]

good evening hostesses

just been out for a shake-down cruise in my new ship, from earth to rigel-7 and back in five days

this is the footage of our return to spacedock

looking forward to the hot-tub this evening, along with a slice of that delicious sounding cake
here are my offerings for prizes:-

one mk-2 sonic screwdriver
my cadet uniform from starfleet academy
a helping of my famous bread & butter pudding
a yo-yo
three scented candles (sandlewood)

here's to a splendid evening

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ0nJ977e4g

[DTCwordfan]

Gary McCord, a CBS golf commentator got into trouble (effectively banned by the Augusta club) when he described their greens as being bikini-waxed. I hesitate to say that about nungate's lawn.

[lady-janine]

good evening everyone.

for the fiffle tonight i have brought:
3 x slightly mishapen gold balls;
6 x eggs left in the car in full sun;
a bunch of dead daffodils;
a bucket of gorse flowers for whoever wants to make wine;
a box with 8 matches (slightly damp)

one feels one must do one's best.

[Igor61]

puff puff phew that's some walk from that ruddy vault
Your bucket sir.....