Daft Traffic Report

sigma | 09:11 Thu 13th Feb 2014 | Motoring

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Some years ago a morning traffic report on Central TV stated that "the A such and such in Shropshire was affected by fog in both directions."

What's the daftest / humorous / strangest traffic report you've come across.

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Tilly2

So Fog one way, Gof the other.

Electrochem

Road closed for an accident! Does that mean they have planned it?

vulcan42

Not a report but could never understand this
http://airportshotelsandparking.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/congestion.jpg

sigma

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To digress from motoring the news on Radio 2 once had the headlines "The River Severn had burst its banks causing heavy flooding, Manchester United has been floated on the stock Exchange."

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