Clarkson And The Lobster

[Hymie]

I thought all the Clarkson fans among you would enjoy this (from the latest edition of Private Eye)

In his world according to Clarkson series of memoirs, he writes:-

‘I’m told that if all creatures were the same size, the lobster would have the smallest brain. All it knows to do is eat and snap at something if its pint is spilled. Well this is what you find in northern nightclubs. Someone looks at your girlfriend, you hit them. Someone looks at you, you hit them. With really stupid creatures, any stimulation whatsoever provokes a lobster response.’ He should know!