Return Of The Rofl...

[humbersloop]

evening all,

given the outbreak of general loveliness/childish immaturity here this afternoon, for One Night Only, between now and the unqualified pleasure dome that is the Night Night thread, the Rofl returns.

quiet in the cheap seats, purleaze

Rules are, basically no rules except:
any Minstrels are in packets, being chewed;
the crumpled 5 euro notes from down the back of the settee are not to be palmed off at the local kebab shop with a stupid grin and an order for souvlaki

I bring
three hub caps, one bent, the fourth recently nicked
a sock, acting as silencer for whatever popped the back window
a very nasty attitude and some cctv footage

over to you...

[Mamyalynne]

Got called away.....

A sack of pistachio shells, a green loofah, 2 odd wellington boots and a dozen used staples.

[tonyav]

3 spark plugs ( one has a crack in it ), one and a half walnuts ans a damp box of Swan Vestas safety matches.

[DaisyNonna]

One pencil sharpener minus the blade, bottle of violet ink, eraser, slightly chewed, packet of elastic bands, somewhat shrivelled and an exercise book with times tables on the back cover.

[tonyav]

Is it the ten times table, Daisy c'us I have trouble with that.

[DaisyNonna]

But of course Tony
It really is difficult
Thanks for Dirty Dancing, "you know me so well"

[tonyav]

Thank gawd for that, I'm fed up with having to take my shoes off to count to twenty.

[cupid04]

You could use your fingers too ;-)

[tonyav]

Doh, no wonder I was having trouble.

[DaisyNonna]

It has got rods poles and perches as well

[tonyav]

Ohhh, I can go fishing then.

[DaisyNonna]

Attaboy!
Night all X

[tonyav]

G'night Daisy.