Competition Winner

[Hymie]

I entered a competition at my local supermarket and won a year’s supply of Marmite – One jar.

[Baldric]

Would last me a lot longer than that!

[Arksided]

Lol, one jar would be a lifetime supply.

[Patsy33]

Not sure if I love or hate this joke...

[marval]

I asked my dad today if he knew the name of that yeast extract that you either love or hate.
"Marmite," He said.
"Okay," I replied, "I'll go and ask her."

[DTCwordfan]

I spotted a Marmite van on the A30 today, about 4 miles from here. It was heading yeastbound.