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Last week, I had an appointment at an address, but it turned out to be a "no-show"
I waited 30 mins but there was still no one in, so I left a card through the letter box. As I was leaving, the lady from next door came out and said "he's not in, 'coz his car isn't there"
"What kind of car does he have, I asked ?"
" A silver one" she replied.
Jokingly, I then said " its not that silver Rolls Royce I saw last week is it ? "
"I don't know" she said...."what's a Rolls Royce when its at home?"
I then said...."you have never heard of a Rolls Royce ?"
"all cars look the same to me ! " she replied.
Can there be anybody that has never heard of a Rolls Royce ?
I waited 30 mins but there was still no one in, so I left a card through the letter box. As I was leaving, the lady from next door came out and said "he's not in, 'coz his car isn't there"
"What kind of car does he have, I asked ?"
" A silver one" she replied.
Jokingly, I then said " its not that silver Rolls Royce I saw last week is it ? "
"I don't know" she said...."what's a Rolls Royce when its at home?"
I then said...."you have never heard of a Rolls Royce ?"
"all cars look the same to me ! " she replied.
Can there be anybody that has never heard of a Rolls Royce ?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.This reminds me an old joke. Lady Samantha Smythe is being driven by her chauffeur, Biggs, in the Rolls, and it breaks down.
He stops, gets out and opens the bonnet.
Lady Samantha opens her window and calls out " Do you want a screwdriver ?"
He replies..........."yes perhaps but lets get the car fixed first ! "
He stops, gets out and opens the bonnet.
Lady Samantha opens her window and calls out " Do you want a screwdriver ?"
He replies..........."yes perhaps but lets get the car fixed first ! "
There was of course a precursor of the 'Spirit', reputedly of the same model.
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A golfer is late for his tee off time and is driving his Rolls Royce a little too fast when he is pulled over by the police.
"Morning, sir" says the copper. "Are you aware how fast you were going?"
"Yes I'm sorry" says the driver, "I'm running a bit late."
Suspecting alcohol may be involved, the PC puts his nose close to the window for a quick sniff. He spots a couple of golf tees in the cup holder.
"What are they?" he asks.
"They're for me to put my balls on when I drive" replies the golfer.
"Wow, Rolls Royce - they think of everything!"
"Morning, sir" says the copper. "Are you aware how fast you were going?"
"Yes I'm sorry" says the driver, "I'm running a bit late."
Suspecting alcohol may be involved, the PC puts his nose close to the window for a quick sniff. He spots a couple of golf tees in the cup holder.
"What are they?" he asks.
"They're for me to put my balls on when I drive" replies the golfer.
"Wow, Rolls Royce - they think of everything!"