Grumpy .. you haven't lived man "Muslim solicitor drinking in Rovers tonight, don't think there's any chance of that happening".
You should have come with me on St Patricks day a few years ago I had a invite to spend St Patricks day in Luton .. the drinking session started at midday and we visited many pubs as the day wore on. I can confirm that many muslims are well practiced in the art of drinking.
In the final pub after midnight I will never forget the scene .. it was like being in a mosque full of drunken muslims all wildly dancing to country music.
It was one of those amazing days that you will remember all your life ... cheers !