Caption Time - Man Swallows Live Goldfish - £300++ Fine.

[DTCwordfan]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8698434/man-27-fined-300-after-he-swallowed-funfair-goldfish-live-and-washed-it-down-with-half-a-lager/

This must surely be open for some daft captions to match the numpty's crime......

[-Talbot-]

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[Baldric]

// TREE surgeon who was filmed swallowing a live goldfish at a funfair and washing it down with a lager //

Just hope he falls out of one of his trees fairly soon.

[Old_Geezer]

Probably already has, and landed on his nut.

[retrocop]

Koi blimey mate. I don't drink water cos I know what fish do in it.

[agchristie]

'Jeez,what is this carpy stuff'?

[1ozzy]

I'll scale down my next trick

[1ozzy]

Next I'll make my Finnish friend disappear.

[retrocop]

I must cut down my lager consumption. No more halves for me. Just a Gill or two is enough.

[Patsy33]

So unfair. I find it very hard to swallow...

[ludwig]

It's a funny old world. If he'd killed it first and poached it in lager before eating it he'd have been given a Michelin star instead of a fine.

[Arksided]

caption... 'spot the nob head'