Are You Lonesome?

[marval]

Are you lonesome tonight,
is your bra-strap too tight,
are your corsets just drifting apart,
have you got a big chest
making holes in your vest,
does your spare tyre reach out into the night,
are your stockings all laddered,
are you wearing them thin,
do you hold up your knickers
with a big safety pin,
are your false teeth all worn,
do they drop when you yawn,
well it’s no wonder that you’re lonesome tonight.

[fcc]

Well that cheered me up on a cold,wet sunday night,thank you.

[Patsy33]

Written just for me! Lol..

[marval]

Glad it cheered you up fcc, it wasn't aimed at you specifically Patsy.