I Likes Driving In My Car..

[Spicerack]

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[Spicerack]

I like driving in my car
It’s a *** you Jaguar
I like driving wiv my mates
Elon Musk and Billy Gates

Silver mascot and it’s kosher
Evian in me windscreen washer
Best tape in, it’s Cindi Laupers
Raining now, let’s splash some paupers

Workshy grannies in a huddle
Swerve car through the nearest puddle
Wail of siren, flash of blue
Bloody cheek, he’s stopping you

Alas those grannies were really witches
Sergeant Savage full of twitches
At each accidental blink
Our lad smiled, returned a wink

‘Come, Brother Mason, I’m not tricked’
‘I’m Common Purpose and you are nicked’
Slung in the van like a common bum
Not knowing he had worse to come

[Spicerack]

Morning dawned, it was a stinker
‘Time to go, you clever winker’
Never talk down to the boys in blue
They’ve a million ways of screwing you

‘Gis me Jag, you *** mugs’
‘Impounded, Sir, to search for drugs’
‘Gis me phone, me pounds and pence’
‘Sorry, chain of evidence’

‘Take me home, I’m in a rush’
‘If you hurry, Sir, you’ll catch the bus’
‘On that corner, 33’
Poor man, the indignity

Well known fact at the nineteenth tee
That work shy scum they live for free
‘Gis a ticket cos I am broke’
Course, the bus disappeared in a puff of smoke

[Spicerack]

No more hubris, no more pride
Out went the thumb to hitch a ride
Squeal of brakes, a car pulls over
It’s his mate, bogo, in a new Range Rover

Through tinted glass he could not see
It was his old mucker, CTT
Gave that tramp a right good shower
Then roared away under maximum power

They say that pride precedes a fall
But what do they know, *** all
Waking in his best pyjamas
Oblivious to last night’s dramas

Sip of Ovaltine from his Boris mug
Gives his Thatcher pillow one more hug
Winston stares down glumly from his pics
At a bed shaped like an XJ6

If you’re still confused, he had a nightmare
Silly rushed end but I don’t care
Cos I have to go and fill my hopper
Pound Shop first then the Happy Shopper

[choux]

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[William51]

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