Hotwiring

[JBankworth]

Hey, could someone give me pointers on how to hotwire, as I left my car door open, but i've lost the keys, so can I have a couple of pointers on how to hotwire?

[CheekyChops]

Yes and then every toe rag that reads the instructions will be off stealing cars tonight!

[JBankworth]

No, honestly, my car's ligged outside, doors unlocked and everything, I wanna hotwire it so I can get to work and then stick it in my mates garage till I buy some keys for it. I just wanna know which wires go where cause i've already taken the plastic cover off I just wanna know where to connect the wires

[Superfly80]

Get a bus

[JBankworth]

I can't, cause I have no change, buses don't take twenties

[jake-the-peg]

And what about the steering lock?

You'll need to drill that out and it's a bit tricky if you don't know what you're looking at.

Get a Haynes manual and read the bits on lock replacement.

Car thieves don't generally care how much damage they do, doing it right can be a bit trickier

[thedelbwa]

Just looking for other posts by you JBankworth.....

* I have locked my keys in the house - how do you open a Yale lock without the key?

* I have a large shipment in Bangkok - what is the best way to get it home without any interference from the authorities? It's just that I'm afraid they might damage it, it's fragile?

* I have got a chip and pin card but forgotten my PIN and the bank is closed. What's the best way to get money out of my account?

And so on........

[jake-the-peg]

Well in that case Bankworth maybe you should pinch a few Haynes manuals.

[NORMANTHEDOG]

bankworth should read,*********

[Toureman]

If anyone was silly enough to want to give you an answer they couldn't because nobody knows which make you are asking about, or havn't you made your mind up yet?

[knobbynonuts]

hey has anybody here thought about the steering lock you cant hotwire that can you

[knobbynonuts]

whoops sorry jake_the_peg have just seen your post

[Superfly80]

About the bus Bankworth, nip to a shop and buy some gum with your twenty, either that or procure yourself a Burberry cap.