Make me faster!!!

[mckemp]

Any ideas on how 2 make my 1.3 1993 polo faster and louder?

[essex bloke]

Only drive down large hills and mount your speakers on the roof

[mckemp]

******

[tubeway]

It will do the speed limit i.e 70 mph - so why does it need to go faster. and why on earth would you want to make your car louder
Face facts - you are driving a 14 year old car - it is not a flash car by any means, so stop trying to make it something it isnt. Save your money and buy a decent car.

[jollygreen]

Change it

[chevrolet1.8]

put in a bigger engine and take the exhaust off

[rdv]

A G40 engine bolts straight in, it will certainly make plenty of noise when you crash it

[Bazile]

Cut out a hole in the exhaust and paint on racing stripes ?

[bigbus]

push it over a cliff!

[sifellis]

chav

[jollygreen]

If you want to do 110mph you'll need to find a cliff of appoximately 120m...

If my equations of motion are correct...

[nightmare]

Ha Ha let me get this straight,
you actually want to draw further attention to the fact that you drive a crappy little 1.3 polo ??

Do you have some basic urge to invite ridicule upon yourself ??

Trade it in and buy some thing better - shouldn't be too difficult .

[topman100]

get it towed by a ferrari and take off the exhaust moron