i think my hamster's a homosexual....

[blu3wave]

this is a bit long, so plz be patient,.........my hamster who was being moody last time, has been acting even more strangely over the last few days.
Last week, i was having a hamster get- together with all my friends who own hamsters (i have about 2), and they'd brought their hamster's in cages and we sat about and had tea and cake while we left the hamsters together in their cages on the table nearby.................
One of my friend owns a female hamster, karla, while the other owns her brother, a male hamster (like mine) called bruce.

Anyway, i noticed my hamster, dopey, staring at bruce for a long time, completely snubbing karla the whole time (who has dull grey fur, buck teeth and not very attractive) and then started showing off to bruce, by juggling some peas (in his feeder) in his hands. bruce seemed freindly enough and clapped for him but i'm hoping this was just friendly hamster behavior, nothing more.................

But if it isnt, what do i do? i've been acting normal around dopey, so he doesnt suspect a thing, he's been practising his juggling (he's now using maltesers) ever since so i know he's excited about his next hamster get togehter :S

[warpig3]

Perhaps Karla is just too fat!

[Thunderbird+]

Go to a travel agent and get a brochure on San Francisco, put it through a shredder and offer it as bedding, that should keep him calm.

[westonboy]

There is a Gay Hamster Club in Brighton. Would you like address?

[kyra16]

lol blu3wave; you get a bad rap around here w other abers but i swear ... lol your posts make me laugh (wrong as they may be)

[Ice-Maiden]

Hi Kyra! It's Briar .

[kyra16]

hi briar!
good to see you again! i thought this was you...i went on and a couple days after we were on all night and i couldn't get any of my answers to post ( so i went under gagica' for awhile) then yesterday it worked again.. go figure
damn its good you're back
its sooooooooooo boring lately

[missie A]

Does it actually matter if your hamster is homosexual or not? I mean your not going to let it mate are you?

[Ice-Maiden]

Yes - I was thrown off, but had a few emails from the Ed, who was very kind to me.

[Goodsoulette]

lol, I was actually chuckling at the thought of a hamster get together and then my illusions were shattered. Couldnt you have posted this under an alias so I could have kept the dream alive?

[kyra16]

thats great that you're back on...i tried to "talk" w ed for days...he never answered me...but wth...it worked yesterday....
btw .... goodcharlotte just outed you on stoke's thread! lol

[Youravonlady]

Too funny.

[kyra16]

good soulette my bad lol spelt that all wrong!

[Ice-Maiden]

Like with msn - don't think too many people are bothered about the spelling!

[kyra16]

lol true....

[Ice-Maiden]

Unfortunately, debates are going to seem very tame in comparison to our mammoth epic of last week! Very sad.

[kyra16]

told you!!!!!!! no joke its so boring...its driving me insane! i want a good argument to start...been trying to figure out a good thread to start one...

[Gromit]

You should start to worry whe it puts up Tom Cruise posters in it's cage.

[Ice-Maiden]

You're hilarious!!!! I think there should be a site where people can speak their mind without fear of upsetting anyone. Hmmm....maybe msn isn't such a bad idea. Then you can invite like-minded people in!

[kyra16]

for real!!! it's bulls&^% though because since then...after all those great debates...people got crazy banned !!! all of us...it was nuts...i mean why do people freak out w a lil argument? thats what makes it lively...
msn....hmmmmmmmmm.....