Black cab

[samii]

Hailed a black taxi the other day. One of them Cockney cabbies who just bangs on and on when all you want is a bit of peace and quite. F**king banging on about his life, his house, his family, his job! started saying that he is his own man, he is his own boss and he does not have to take orders from anyone!!!

I said.........."Take the next left!!!"

[Pottsy]

Nice one Jimmy Carr.