a fly driving me nut crazy

[America (AOL]

how do i get rid of a stupid fly that is driving me NUT CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!????????????

[mandybat]

a rolled up newspaper does the trick for me.....or you could give hime �5 so he can go to the cinema.Good luck either way!

[peanut]

is this a serious question?

[Yinzer]

Fly paper. As long as you hang it high enough so as not to walk into it.

[Lindy Loo]

A touch of hair spray..?? A cheap fly swot?? worked on a pesky wasp recently. Leave the windows open and hope he goes on his own?? On a jovial note - Flame thrower, get a chameleon..they love them, a venus fly trap, ask it politly to 'buzz off' Have fun!!

[Longman]

Mercilessly taunt the fly! Ridicule the size of its wings, the volume of its buzz and the rubbish choice of excrement that it chooses to spend its days on. Flys are notoriously self consious and soon enough your cruel jibes will hurt its feelings so much that it'll fly off. Don't expect it to answer your calls for a while though...

[mikehosscorp]

probably kill it

[tazzy_devil]

yeh, that would be the smart thing to do

[jahnid]

this is truely the funniest question ive read ever!

you truely are a character-you got jokes!!!!

[gutfish]

let it out the window.... nobody likes a murderer