can anyone beat this???

[redcrx]

anyone want to admit to being tighter than this bloke?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/advice/money/mirror-mo ney/2008/10/31/money-saving-tips-from-the-man- so-miserly-he-stopped-for-free-petrol-taking-h is-wife-to-hospital-to-give-birth-115875-20855 494/

logic??

[Doc.Spock.1]

Where do you find these stories ???

[redcrx]

my mate just sent me the link lol

[funnygirl]

I am gobsmacked at the bit about getting up at 3am to cook the sunday lunch.


No way would I be getting up at that time!

[QueenOfAmber]

lol!

[redcrx]

she must be such a dorrmat, why cant he get up at 3am? and why does she have to walk to shops and meet him there?

[bigmamma]

Mean so and so , and how cruel to have her " screaming " in the back while he queues for petrol . Surely he's having a giraffe about the 3am , and the saving on mince pies for Santa though !

[redcrx]

youd think if he was that tight he'd have called an a,bulance to collect her lol

How can his wife let him put their daughter through such an ordeal?

[carrust]

Odds-on he's got a purse?

[4getmenot]

what an idiot!!!! If he's have waited for her to give birth on the forecourt he'd have got free petrol :-)

[sara3]

12 squares of loo roll per visit? surely this is wrong!

[redcrx]

but how will he check they are just using 6? do you think he hands it out? what if 6 isnt enough?

[carrust]

I worked behind a bar many years ago, & a guy bought a box of matches @ closing time. He brought them back the next night saying that they were 2 short on the average contents!

[redcrx]

pmsl carrust, thats tight!

Mr CRXs uncle once visited to do some work. he finished at 4 but made no attempt to go home, i fed him at 6 with the family, at 9 i went to bed (was heavily pregnant) and at 11.30 mr CRX told me he'd finally left.

His reason for staying so long: he lived the other side of Dartford bridge and after midnight its only 20p instead of �1 to cross.

[mccfluff]

gobsmacked

[4getmenot]

my mate bought loads of childrens clothes from gap and when she got to counter after paying they gave her a 25% off voucher to spend on her next purchase, so she got her bloke to take all the clothes back the next day then rebought them

[redcrx]

pmsl 4get, i shall remember that one :)

[carrust]

I was in the dentists' chair a couple of years ago, & the dentist was telling the nurse that he'd come in an hour earlier to save putting the heating on.

I also worked with a guy who kept a list on everything he spent. One week he was whinging that he was 10p short. So we all had a whip-round for him...he accepted it....he had no shame what so ever!

[mccfluff]

- the one in the pub where he is short for the drinks, i'd like him to try that with me behind the bar.......

[4getmenot]

most supermarkets give you free food if you give birth on their premises

[redcrx]

think thats a myth 4get.

around here you'd probably just be passed the mop :)