I once bought a friend one of those tea towel holders, it was the back of a cat with it's tail up in the air and when you put the tea towel in it's bum it sqeaked !!!
I think I got it from Harpers Bazaar, I can't quite remember now, it was about 3 years ago. No I don't think it was that but it was something Bazaar I'll try and find out.
Just found it, it's Hawkins Bazaar and it's called cat end so if you go to their site and put in cat end you'll find it, sorry I don't know how to post links! The only problem, this one doesn't squeek.
A petrol-head anti-environmentalist like Clarkson with asthma? Poetic justice or what? Suggest we all send him something furry (not tongues, they wouldn't work).