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Petrol Station RANT !!
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Aaaaaaaaaagh !!!
When you're waiting at the filling station, why does the person in front of you ...
... get in their car
... fiddle with their mirror (did it move while they were paying????)
... fish around for their sunnies (push them up on your head - then you don't lose them!!!)
... pat their pockets (NO ... you DIDN'T leave your wallet in the shop, f f s !)
... check their mirror again (it really is loose, isn't it !)
... pull on their seat belt (OMG ... HOW slowly can you do that ???)
... look around for their keys (f f s ... you were HOLDING them when you got in the car!!)
... start their engine (Hurrah)
... and then sit and watch to make sure the petrol gauge goes up (I SAW you filling the effing tank !!)
... check their mirror again (you REALLY need to get that mirror fixed !)
... and finally move away (sometimes cheerily waving back, to acknowledge that they've annoyed you)
INSTEAD OF
Getting in their car, moving out of my sodding way, and THEN doing all the above.
GRRRRRRRR !!!!!!!!
When you're waiting at the filling station, why does the person in front of you ...
... get in their car
... fiddle with their mirror (did it move while they were paying????)
... fish around for their sunnies (push them up on your head - then you don't lose them!!!)
... pat their pockets (NO ... you DIDN'T leave your wallet in the shop, f f s !)
... check their mirror again (it really is loose, isn't it !)
... pull on their seat belt (OMG ... HOW slowly can you do that ???)
... look around for their keys (f f s ... you were HOLDING them when you got in the car!!)
... start their engine (Hurrah)
... and then sit and watch to make sure the petrol gauge goes up (I SAW you filling the effing tank !!)
... check their mirror again (you REALLY need to get that mirror fixed !)
... and finally move away (sometimes cheerily waving back, to acknowledge that they've annoyed you)
INSTEAD OF
Getting in their car, moving out of my sodding way, and THEN doing all the above.
GRRRRRRRR !!!!!!!!
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lol.
im sure they just know it annoys you and do it more.
Ive been known to do the above if the person behind is being impatient and refuses to go around my car. You know, the ones that start their engine before youve even finished putting your fuel in (the ones that just pop in £3 of fuel at a time) and are sat right on the bumper of mine before I've paid.
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im sure they just know it annoys you and do it more.
Ive been known to do the above if the person behind is being impatient and refuses to go around my car. You know, the ones that start their engine before youve even finished putting your fuel in (the ones that just pop in £3 of fuel at a time) and are sat right on the bumper of mine before I've paid.
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i like the people who can only fill up the car with the fuel cap by the pump, as the 8+ foot fuel hose can't possibly get round your 6 foot wide car. pathetic.
you see them all queing ewhilst there are empty pumps and then they look on in amazement as you drive up and low and behold the pump fits round
you see them all queing ewhilst there are empty pumps and then they look on in amazement as you drive up and low and behold the pump fits round
While we are ranting, hows about people in all shops that stand their watching the cashier ring all their items through the till and then at the end of it when the cashier says "that will be £27.69 please" they look surprised and then start rummaging through their bags to find their wallet/purse!!
Why the hell could they not get the purse/wallet out while they were waiting,Did they not realise that the cashier would want paying at the end of the transaction!
Why the hell could they not get the purse/wallet out while they were waiting,Did they not realise that the cashier would want paying at the end of the transaction!
This is an excerpt from my new book; 'Panic at the Pumps'; (sorry dont have pound signs on US keyboard)
'With trepidation he saw the meter roll past 9.87 knowing the time would soon come. 9.92, he'd already been clicking since 8.52. Brain, eyes, hands all desperately trying to marry together, small musclar hand twitches to 9.98. One last small sqeeze - it was all over. 10.01.......again.'
'With trepidation he saw the meter roll past 9.87 knowing the time would soon come. 9.92, he'd already been clicking since 8.52. Brain, eyes, hands all desperately trying to marry together, small musclar hand twitches to 9.98. One last small sqeeze - it was all over. 10.01.......again.'
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