Daily Telegraph Prize Crossword Herculis...
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Was walking towards my car earlier, which was parked right outside a little pub. There were 2 guys outside - one sat on steps & one standing drinking a pint,& looked like he'd already had a couple lol. He started shouting out the usual "Hello darlin....... need a hand with ur shopping?".... etc etc. No thanks lol. Anyway I get to car & put my bits on back seat,,turn round & he's stood right behind me. He says " S'cuse me darlin, but do you think I look like George Michael??". " Sorry??" So he repeated it. Not sure what to say I said "Yep, you're his absolute double!". Really?? He said. "Yep, in fact I'd have trouble telling you two apart!" I added. The guy, who was bout 6 ft, thin as a rake with a scruffy beard & absolutely nothing like George Michael, puffs his chest out then turns to his mate on the steps & shouts " I told you I looked like him!! I've just asked this girl and she says I'm his double!". The mate looks up at me & rolls his eyes as if to say cheers, I'm never gona hear the last of this all evening!!
It was so daft but just really made me smile when I got back in the car...... : )
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