Cafe

[marval]

A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts.

'Would you like a cherry on the top ?' asked the waitress.

'No, thanks,' said the girl, 'I'm on a diet !'

[tenrec]

I have hot chocolate without the flake when I'm on a diet!!!!

[starone]

he-he. I can empathise with this joke.

[cupid04]

I have my cup of tea with an artificial sweetner, so I can dunk a few biscuits!