Micheal Jackson is back?

[anotheoldgit]

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Showbiz-News/ Michael-Jackson-O2-Arena-Concerts-Advert-To-Ta ke-Up-Whole-Break-On-ITV1-During-Dancing-On-Ic e/Article/200903115236137?lpos=Showbiz_News_Fi rst_Home_Article_Teaser_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_1 5236137_Michael_Jackson%3A_O2_Arena_Concerts_A dvert_To_Take_Up_Whole_Break_On_ITV1_During_Da ncing_On_Ice

This as not only the longest web address, it's got to be the longest Ad. I wonder how much this is bringing in for cash strapped ITV?

Luckily I won't be watching this weirdo, because I won't be watching that boring Dancing on Ice.

On last night's TV news, I saw his fans response when he said 'I love you, I love you' it nearly made me throw up.

There were grown men in their middle 20s or perhaps even older, crying in hysterics, YUK !!!!!!!!!.

[aaronseasear]

:).. I am so sorry, I am ****** myself here.. I read that as BLACK not back!!

[ummmm]

I know. Sad isn't?

[Postdog]

Now you are not saying this cos he's Muslim are you?

[hailthechimp]

Micheal Jackson is back?

Back from shopping with.........sorry i meant FOR kids? Nope,Back from the dead by the look of this pervy noncebag!

[sandmaster]

I thought so but not according to his latest photos.

[sandmaster]

Oh, sorry - you said back!

[hailthechimp]

sandmaster
Fri 06/03/09
16:40 I thought so but not according to his latest photos.

I heard that he wears a digital mask that constantly photoshops his face at 100000 frames per sec thus giving him a relatively "normal" looking face,but if you take off the mask you'll see that the only place he looks normal is on the planet mars! And even then we'd have the martians complaining to us to take back our ugly "alien"!

[tali1]

Shamon! Hopefully Michael Jackass will be making a return aswell.
Heard Gary Glitter will be Jackson's support act. LOL!

[R1Geezer]

Great, remind me to hang a saucepan out of the window!

Who told this paedo he could sing that's what I'd like to know!

[hailthechimp]

Lol@tali! Seriously though what they need to do is send these freaks to a siberian prison where they would be forced to spend the rest of there "unatural" live constantly shoveling the never ending fall of snow,but even this would have its flaws as if you left these two alone in the snow that they'd probably wile away the lonely hours building an army of "snow kids"

[Quinlad]

In summary:

Man dislikes man that some other people like.

[VHG]

Old joke but..........

Police raided his home....

They found Class A drugs in his kitchen

The found Class B drugs in his living room

And they found Class 5C in his bedroom.

[rov1200]

Why does he make Britain the place to make his final curtain call? Is it because we're the most gullible people on Earth forgetting all his past misdemeanours.

[BertiWooster]

Well , millions the world over like him and would argue he is a great singer and performer
I bet tickets will sell out within 1/2 hour of going on sale .

Personally I have never understood , what all the fuss was , about the Beatles , for example - they were mediocre singers - but hey - some people would lock horns with me on that opinion .

As for grown men crying in hysterics - is that the same as grown women crying in hysterics at a - take that / Paul McCartney / Cliff Richard / Tom Jones etc concert ?

You are most likely to have an affinity with the artists that came on the scene when you were younger .

Or do you just object to men displaying emotions in public ? - AOG

[sp1814]

Was chatting about this at work today. There are LOADS of '20-somethings' who are gagging to go. I asked a couple of them why, and they said 'It's going to be an event. I think that's what it is.

When Madonna, Prince, Springsteen, the Stones or Jackson announces a tour, people get interested.

I'll probably go myself. Tickets are quite reasonably priced.

[chinadog]

I would go anywhere where Springsteen went..Phwarrrr.

[deggers316]

well said bertie
one person on another forum says hes only doing it for the money cos hes broke
i wonder if the person could name ONE artist who doesn't do it for the money

[anotheoldgit]

Blimey until I got to BertiWooster's answer I thought I had logged on to 'The Michael Jackson Fan Club' site.

: o )

[JimmyCooper]

Get a grip people

he WAS a great performer

Do you honestly think that he is going to be able to recreate his shows of the 1980's?