I answered the door late at night to find a young boy maybe 15 at the door in complete darkness scared me to death, he stepped forward to say
"good evening madam, can I interest you with fish with a difference"
I never buy anything on the door, so said no sorry but thank you and shut the door sharpish. The poor young guy had his hugely build fishman father in the background watching everything, like some stalker hiding in the shadows.
I felt bad afterwards in case the nice kid got a kicking for not selling anything, tis not his fault in these financial times, anyway I hate smelly fish :(