Archaologist and his first dig.

Cowtipper | 04:15 Tue 10th May 2011 | Jokes

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An archaeologist fresh out of school gets his first job on a dig in Cairo. When he gets off the plane he's met by a guide. As the guide is driving back to the camp he begins to tell about how great it is there and how every Friday night they go down to town and get drunk as a skunk.
"I'm not much of a drinker, really"
"That's okay," says the guide. "Every Saturday night we have a bunch of girls come out and we have a huge time"
"I'm not much of a womanizer either," says the archaeologist.
The guide looks at him and says "Are you gay?"
To which the man said "No! Of course not."
"Well I guess you won't like Sunday either."

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If I was funny you would have smiled and your day would have been brighter. Sorry 'bout that.

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wouldn´t it be nice to hear a new joke for a change : (

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