Get plenty of calcium.
Be kind to your knees, you�ll miss them when they�re gone.
Maybe you�ll marry, maybe you won�t, maybe you�ll have children, maybe you won�t,
Maybe you�ll divorce at 40,
Maybe you�ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary
What ever you do, don�t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either
Your choices are half chance, so are everybody else�s.
Enjoy your body, use it every way you can, don�t be afraid of it,
or what other people think of it, it�s the greatest instrument you�ll ever own
Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.
Read the directions, even if you don�t follow them.
Do not read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.
Brother and sister together we'll make it through
Someday a spirit will take you and guide you there
I know you've been hurtin, but I've been waitin' to be there for you
And I'll be there just helping you out whenever I can
Get to know your parents, you never know when they�ll be gone for good.
Be nice to your siblings, they are the best link to your past
and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get,
the more you need the people you knew when you were young.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard,
Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.
Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander,
you too will get old, and when you do you�ll fantasize that when you were young
prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.