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Decided to have a clear out before decorating
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Went through the cupboards and cleared out over a hundred videos that I'd taped off the TV over the years, on the basis that if I'd not watched them for a heck of a long time then they could go. Mentioned it to my daughter when she phoned and she, in her usual tactful way, said "Oh good it will save me a job when you and dad kick the bucket and I have to empty the house". Charming! But it got me thinking about what I would and would not like my daughter finding if she went through my drawers and cupboards. Never thought about it before. Do I really want her to know I've got one of those!!! Anybody found anything embarrassing when clearing out a house? The funnier the better please.
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The funniest thing I've seen is my sisters boyfriend (a strict christian) help my mum get everything when thrown out of the house by ex husband. He was going through the lot and picked up a box, realising what it was and went bright red asking what he should do with it, (you can prob guess what the box was) when he handed it to my mum, she realised it was empty so said to him matter of factly "well he could have put the damned thing in there, what am I going to do with the box?" his face was a picture x
I found a load of vids when I moved, didnt bother looking through, just thought if I hevnt looked them for years nothing worth having so I threw the whole box away. Couple of weeks latr I realised there was a video of my old gym and dance display from school :-(
My dad helped move my younger sisters fridge when it broke and found her ex boyfriends porn stash behind it.
My dad helped move my younger sisters fridge when it broke and found her ex boyfriends porn stash behind it.
Last year my Dad was admitted to hospital following a minor stroke. When we realised he was being kept in I said I would go back home and grab some things for him. In a panic he told my brother he didn't want me to go in his undies draw because there were a certain type of DVD in there. My brother felt it woulod be far funnier to not bother telling me anything. I of course found the offending articles and when my Dad realised I had been in his underwear drawer he was mortified.
On another occasion I was cleaning out the wardrobe of a house I lived in. There was a small set of drawers in the wardrobe and I can't remember why but I pulled the bottom drawer right out to be faced with a delightful magazine rather graphically displaying man on man action. After I my stomach stopped hurting from laughing I made my sister get some kitchen roll so I could put it in the bin without having to touch it.
On another occasion I was cleaning out the wardrobe of a house I lived in. There was a small set of drawers in the wardrobe and I can't remember why but I pulled the bottom drawer right out to be faced with a delightful magazine rather graphically displaying man on man action. After I my stomach stopped hurting from laughing I made my sister get some kitchen roll so I could put it in the bin without having to touch it.
My Mum is a bit of a hoarder and despite several attempts at getting her to have a clear out I know I'm going to have a 3 bed detatched house full of mainly junk to wade through when she goes. But back to the actuall question, me and my sister in law have made a promise to clear out each others bedside cupboards smartish should either of us unexpededly pop our clogs.
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