♫ Dashing through the snow TTFN in hot pursuit Over the fields we go She is pi55ed as a newt I think she is catching me So faster I must run Just think how much fun I would have If she slipped up on her bum.
So Jingle bells Jingle bells She is spookin’ half my sheep If she don’t stop soon I’ll give her hell And leave her in a heap Oh! Jingle bells Jingle bells I wish she’d just go away But she just keeps on pestering me And leading me astray.
TTFN to be fair I thought was a decent sort Moonlight glistening in her hair Or is it just the sweat But with an bum the size of her’s And all this running about When she runs out through the snow Her butt rubs her footprints out.
So Jingle bells Jingle bells I am as happy as can be Old TT has finally caught me up And she is huggin’ me Ow! Jingle balls Jingle balls It is now plain to see I no longer have my balls They are on her Christmas tree.
I no longer have my balls They are on her Christmas tree. ♫
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