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A Young couple
decided to marry. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other.
The Groom-to-be, hoping to overcome his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Dad," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage."
His father replied, "Do you love this girl?"
"Oh yes, very much," he said," but you see, I have very smelly feet, and I'm afraid that my fiance will be put off by them."
"No problem," said dad, "all you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible, and always wear socks, even to bed." Well, to him this seemed a workable solution.
The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to discuss her problem with her mother." Mum," she said, "When I wake up in the morning my breath is truly awful."
"My lovely," her mother consoled, "everyone has bad breath in the morning."
"No, you don't understand. My morning breath is so bad, I'm afraid that my fiance will not want to sleep in the same room with me."
Her mother said simply, "In the morning, get straight out of bed, and head for the kitchen and make his breakfast. While he is busy eating, go to the bathroom and clean your teeth. The key is, not to say a word until you've cleaneded your teeth."
"I shouldn't say good morning or anything?" she asked.
"Not a word," her mother affirmed.
"Well, it's certainly worth a try," she thought.
The loving couple were finally married. Not forgetting the advice each had received, he with his perpetual socks and she with her morning silence, they managed quite well. That is, until about six months later. Shortly before dawn one morning, the husband wakes with a start to find that one of his socks had come off. Fearful of the consequences, he frantically searches the bed.This, of course, wakes his bride and without thinking, she asks, "What on earth are you doing?"
"Oh, my god," he replies, "you've swallowed my sock!"
The Groom-to-be, hoping to overcome his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Dad," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage."
His father replied, "Do you love this girl?"
"Oh yes, very much," he said," but you see, I have very smelly feet, and I'm afraid that my fiance will be put off by them."
"No problem," said dad, "all you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible, and always wear socks, even to bed." Well, to him this seemed a workable solution.
The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to discuss her problem with her mother." Mum," she said, "When I wake up in the morning my breath is truly awful."
"My lovely," her mother consoled, "everyone has bad breath in the morning."
"No, you don't understand. My morning breath is so bad, I'm afraid that my fiance will not want to sleep in the same room with me."
Her mother said simply, "In the morning, get straight out of bed, and head for the kitchen and make his breakfast. While he is busy eating, go to the bathroom and clean your teeth. The key is, not to say a word until you've cleaneded your teeth."
"I shouldn't say good morning or anything?" she asked.
"Not a word," her mother affirmed.
"Well, it's certainly worth a try," she thought.
The loving couple were finally married. Not forgetting the advice each had received, he with his perpetual socks and she with her morning silence, they managed quite well. That is, until about six months later. Shortly before dawn one morning, the husband wakes with a start to find that one of his socks had come off. Fearful of the consequences, he frantically searches the bed.This, of course, wakes his bride and without thinking, she asks, "What on earth are you doing?"
"Oh, my god," he replies, "you've swallowed my sock!"
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