Chat up lines

[tinkerbell23]

Go on whats your best?

Not long ago- no word of a lie....

A man came upto me in a bar, put a napkin on my face and said does this smell like chloroform i did LOL i actually like a GSOH so making me laugh is a surefire winner ....

Hit me with ur best or the best youve had? You may even get best answer now how cool is that ;0> x

[chi-chi66]

Tinks....I don't think you're Kalms are working!!!! haha xx

[sunny-dave]

"Get yer coat - you've pulled" ... possibly :+)

[chi-chi66]

^^ not a chat up line......an observation haha

[DTCwordfan]

"You are like a spanner to me, as you are tightening my nuts"

[tinkerbell23]

Hah i just fancy a wee bleather chichi! Lol a chat. Keeps me going :0>

nothing funnier than peoples wee stories etc x

[mrsmaveric]

i once had a guy come up to me when i was at a nightclub and he handed me his mobile phone he said to me ''do you want to use this?'' what for i replied ''so that you can ring your parents that you wont be home tonight''... i noticed a wedding ring on his finger...'well if you dont push off ill use it to ring your wife and tell her what a rat you are'' i said...he soon scarperd...

[MarkRae]

In times gone by, "Thanks for coming to the gig" never failed...

[DaisyNonna]

Any idea about this clue? 1964, Students' Lounge, Cardiff University.

[tinkerbell23]

Is that the one that won u over daisy!?

Right MR and how many times did u use that one eh!? LOL

Hahaa Mrs M go you!!!!!!

[Philtaz]

Round these parts it'll usually be:

M. "Do you sleep on your belly"?

F. "No"

M. "Do you mind if I do"?

[MarkRae]

Once or twice, tinks.

[Nini74]

that chloroform line was on a film i watched the other night - i thought it was really funny! once got asked how I liked my eggs in the morning - told him unfertilised.....his mates thought it was hysterical! dress is nice - would look better on my bedroom floor - heard that once or twice. all quite corny really.....

[DaisyNonna]

Tinks, nearly married him, agreed to knit him a sweater if he took me to the Freshers' Ball.

[joggerjayne]

I think my BF's line, in a bar in Italy, was somey=thing liek ...

do you always drink this much?

[murraymints]

did it hurt??..when you fell from heaven !!!!....puke puke !!!!

[tinkerbell23]

And your reply JJ? Ahaha

Aww daisy so sometimes a simple line is best then!!

Yeah RIGHT mark well more than that ;0>

i liked the chloroform one pmsl pity he wasnt hot LOL xxx

[joggerjayne]

cant remember,

By the end of the week, we had each others phone numbers, and three years later we are still tobether.

[Georgiesmum]

Hiya chick, how about a date?

[tinkerbell23]

Not bad georgesmum! Simple but sweet!
Awell JJ whatever you said worked... So u have an italian stallion!?? X

[joggerjayne]

Hes half swiss. His mums Italian.Dads Swiss.

Met him on holiday in Italy, skiing.