its electrifying

sallybb | 18:08 Tue 01st May 2012 | Jokes

2 Answers

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we
> had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern
> where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'
>
> Yes, she says, 'I remember it well'
>
> OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it
> for old time's sake?'
>
> Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
>
> A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
> having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two
> old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
> there's no trouble. So he follows them.
>
> The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support
> aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and
> make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man
> drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
> Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has
> ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud
> noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on
> the ground.
>
> The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and
> old age that he didn't know.
>
> After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
> struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is
> still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing. I've got to ask
> them what their secret is.
>
> So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was
> something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some
> sort of secret to this?'
>
> Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
>
>
> 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'