50 Shades of Breakfast

[sunny-dave]

"leakage from my crumpets" ... as seen elsewhere, provoked an idle thought about the basically filthy innuendo possibilities of breakfast language.

Lick my sticky jam-spoon anyone ... ?

Dip your Soldier in my runny egg ... ?


< this could be my first 'pulled thread', so go steady chaps ... >

[gness]

I`ve shared a breakfast sausage......does that qualify? Then of course there was the scrambling...........no G enough said now...behave.

[dotty.]

sorry I'm a 'leakage from my crumpets ' case this morning but i did have a bit of fruit corner yoghurt on the side

[tonyav]

Well, I like your muffins, gness !

[Smowball]

Do you like your porridge with cream?

[Nibble]

How do you like your eggs, madam?

[Smowball]

How about a large portion of black pudding?

[gness]

Thanks Tony. x

And when I go back home and have the full Irish......well!! :-)

[sunny-dave]

One lump or two, smo ?

[woofgang]

runny honey.....nuff said.

[falconfan1]

-- can I drizzle some maple syrup on your pancakes.... ?

[sunny-dave]

Marmalade on your muffin, gness?

[EcclesCake]

Can I have a sausage and two plum tomatoes please.........

[sunny-dave]

Sauce with that eccles?

[douglas9401]

Can I interest you in a full Scottish?

[mccfluff]

it started off quite innocently

[gness]

Fuchsia Berry Jelly Dave. More lickable.

[EcclesCake]

SD, unfortunately red or brown are the first things to pop into my mind, both outside my comfort zone, so I'll go for mayo....albeit a tad radical wth a breakfast......

[sunny-dave]

Steady Douglas - we've hardly been introduced :+)

[Smowball]

oh def 2 Dave : )

[Smowball]

Sausage in your baps?