Tha Lexus...

[Jemisa]

A bloke bought a new Lexus and returned the next day complaining that the radio didn"t work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated."Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from thespeakers. He drove away happy and, for the next few days, every time he"d say,"Beethoven", he"d get beautiful classical music, if he said, "Beatles!" he"d get one of their massive hits.... and so on. He was so pleased and impressed with his car.One day, a carload of teenagers ran a red light and nearly creamed his new car, but he swerved in time to avoid them. "@RSEHOLES!" he yelled..... and The French National Anthem began to play.

[zabado]

So true jem, especially after publishing those photographs of the Duchess of Cambridge.

[tonyav]

LOL, I like it Jem, it's a gud un.

[Postdog]

cleaned up I think....

[chaptazbru]

Very good !

[starone]

lol.

[wardlaw]

LOL

[Bazile]

erm - the sun published photos of Harry - are the British @rseholes ?