Text Deciphered For The Mature Person

[albaqwerty]

I know it's been posted before but couldn't find it.

ATD – At the Doctor’s
AIID – Am I Incontinent? Depends
BFF – Best Friend’s Funeral
BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM – Covered by Medicare
CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
DWI – Driving While Incontinent
FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
FYI – Found Your Insulin
GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
HANNB — Hearing Aids Need New Batteries
HYSMT — Have You Seen My Teeth?
HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL – Living on Lipitor
LWO – Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL…CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!
GG TTPA– Gotta Go. Time To Pee Again
TTYL – Talk to You Louder
WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
WDIDT — Why Did I Do That?
WDYS–What Did Y0u Say?
WTFA – Wet the Furniture Again
WTP – Where’s the Prunes
WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil

[AlwaysConfused]

Very good, sorry VG! LMDO, GGPBL!

[marval]

I like it

[starone]

ANS - Another Senior Moment. LOL very good.