Neighbours
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
When I moved into my new house one of my neighbours came round and asked if I wanted to sign up for the Neighbourhood Watch.
Obviously I refused, given my husband had only just bought me one for my birthday and I could look at it any time I wanted to.
My neighbours listen to some amazing music, whether they like it or not.
My neighbour from Prague, turned up uninvited at my party at home.
He brought all his friends and family and my house ended up full of Czechs.
It took 3-5 working days to clear them.
My neighbour went ballistic when she caught me giving her the V's again.
It’s safe to say our weekly scrabble games are probably over.
I saw my neighbour Walking down the street the other day.
And thought to myself, what strange person would call their child that?
I built a nine foot high wall around my garden, the neighbours can't get over it.
If I ever win the lottery, all of my neighbours are going to be so rich!
I'm going to move to a rich neighbourhood.
My neighbours have been listening to music all night! I love my stereo.
My neighbours called the cops on me again for playing the drums at 3 in the morning.
They should just buy me a set so I can practice in my own house
My next door neighbour was desperate to go shopping and asked me to watch her kids that evening’
Apparently, through their bedroom window, whilst wearing a nappy and nipple clamps wasn't what she had in mind.
My neighbours hate it when I talk to my plants just before I go to bed.
They're in luck tonight though; the batteries of my megaphone ran out.