Oh God. She's Back!

[MadMen]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2295016/Samantha-Brick-How-I-fell-lust-Gallic-Crocodile-Dundee.html

Samantha 'I'm so beautiful' Brick.

Here she tells of the moment when she met Pascal - "The village sex god".

Her 'journalist' skills leave a lot to be desired. It's worth reading just for her impersonation of his French accent!

[craft1948]

I love how she fell in lust...............what a plank.

[boxtops]

for crying out loud. Just look at the way she's standing too. she's still an appalling self-indulgent woman - who cares what she's up to, I know I don't.

I thought for an awful moment that this thread was about an AB-er :-(

[EvianBaby]

She's paid to write this stuff.

You know how it works, the DM pay people to write inflammatory articles, said articles go viral via social networking, DM gets record number of hits on it's website, DM wins news website of the year award.

This is how and why they get her to write this BS. And it works.

[friedgreentomato]

lol so did I box!!!

This woman insults us all - arghgh I just she would bugger off!! Her most annoying post was one where she stated she was desperate for a baby but the next sentance was - if its downs I would abort it as i only want a perfect baby!!!

I so wanted to punch her lights out!!

[MadMen]

Lol. She really is an absolute muppet. He seems alright actually, but he can't be the full shilling if he's with her.

My favorite lines are of her describing the way he chatted her up...

" ‘Ow eez business?’

"‘You are très fragile I zink Sam, yes?

LOL!!

[boxtops]

if anyone had said to me "'ow eez business" I've have punched his lights in.

[MadMen]

Haha. I like how he mixes it up. Bit of English, bit of French.

[boxtops]

Jordy, so did I, but I didn't want to say the name.

[friedgreentomato]

Ow ezz businesz - is that not what you say to a prozzie?

[yogasun]

So did I Jordy and boxtops!

[MadMen]

Lol. Don't be ridiculous FGT. She's FAR too beautiful to be a... er... prozzie :P

I'm gobsmacked at her 'baby' comment. Seriously, who on earth does she think she is. DELUSION.

[boxtops]

exactly, FGT - perhaps that's what he thought...... what with her beautifulness, and all that....

[MadMen]

"‘I wish to ’ave met you ten years before — then I never, ever let you go.’

I can see why she fell for him!

[friedgreentomato]

well she has bragged many a time about how many men approach her - it must be down to her prozzieness!!

[magsmay]

He's a sex god and she's beautiful??? -note to self : must get to specsavers asap

[boxtops]

Look at the length of his barrel :-)

[craft1948]

And she can't even cook a bloody chicken, so why would any food guzzling frog marry her?

[Sqad]

LOL...Nice to see the ABers sl@gging another woman off....that makes a change.......I rather like her.

She doesn't brag about her sexual prowess, as it may well be the truth.

[MadMen]

Hahaha :D

Well yeah, he has got a rather large loaded weapon in his hands. Ewww!

His charm continues...

"‘Je pense à toi, I ’ope you are OK. When you come again?’ "