Justin, my colleague, who has a bald head, was getting extremely irritated by the constant ribbing he was subjected to while at work. My other colleagues just would not miss an opportunity to make fun of his baldness.
One morning in the conference room, an accounts executive had the gall to run his hand across Justin's shiny head while loudly announcing to everyone within ear's shot, "It sure feels just like my wife's a*se."
Everybody in the office laughed loudly.
With a look of genuine curiosity, Justin rubbed his hand across his head and commented,
"You're right, it does!"