Good evening to all, ye fair gals and lads. How do we find you this delightful evening in the shadow of the Fat Haggis's Seat?
From my hessian sack, what do I offer?
Aah, here we are:
I'll throw the bent screwdriver out, a Phillip's that is now a Peter.
Three betting slips, torn
One bunch of Rosemary from the jumps - preprep for the kitchen at the back of Aintree
Three Tesco's burnt burgers (black)
One broken bridle
One pair of silk jodphurs
One bottle of The Canal Water
One Chair, heavily damaged
One winning post, nice mirror for any of you skinny enough
One pair of weighscales- max 9st.
One of Cilla Black's sex toys....pssst has she been with Brucie?