Definitions

[marval]

Potent:
A shelter for the smallest teletubby.


Avoidable:
what a bullfighter tries to do.


Carpet:
A friendly, furry animal; kept in your automobile.

Explain:
A former flying vehicle.


"Gynecologist"
A crack investigator.

Worship
A Geordie's boat.

PMT:
An afternoon hot beverage.

Cloak:
The mating call of a Chinese toad.

Intermittent:
Where I went when it started to rain on my camping holiday.

Forward slash
Giving directions to the guns n roses guitarist.

Parasites:
What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Free press:
When your mum irons your trousers for you.

Turf Wars:
The Irish version of snowball fights.

Phonezheimer's:
The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting who you were calling just as they answer.

Gentleman:
Someone who can play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

[pixie373]

That second to last one reminds me of whenever I was on the phone to my gran, she would spend the first ten minutes trying to work out who she was speaking to. I wouldn't matter, but often she'd phoned me!

[marval]

I had the same with my mother, she would forget who I was.

[excelsior-1]

i like those

[vulcan42]

I like those, one of my favourites is Palmistry: Not knowing who your father was.

[Quizmonkey]

And of course: countryside – killing Piers Morgan

[roger]

you rude monkey ho ho

[Answerprancer]

LM-ARSE-Off !

[Answerprancer]

(I would have abbreviated it, but...)

[Answerprancer]

Abominable - a piece of explosive swallowed by male cattle.

[DaisyNonna]

Loved the Geordie's boat