What Religeon Is Your Bra?...

Jemisa | 14:26 Sat 15th Jun 2013 | Jokes

27 Answers

>
> A man walked into the ladies department and shyly says to the
> attendant:
> “I'd like to buy a bra for my wife”.
> 'What type of bra?' she asked.
>
> 'Type?' inquires the man.
> 'There's more than one type?'
> 'Look around,' she showed him a sea of bras in every shape, size,
> colour & material imaginable.
> 'Actually, we have only four types of bras to choose from.' The
> saleslady replied:
> 'There’s the Catholic Bra.
> The Salvation Army Bra.
> The Presbyterian, and the
> Baptist Bras.
> Which one would you prefer?'
> Now he’s totally befuddled, what’s the differences between them.
> The Saleslady responded:
> 'It is all really quite simple.'
>
> The Catholic Bra supports the masses;
> The Salvation Army Bra lifts the fallen;
> The Presbyterian Bra keeps them staunch and upright;
> The Baptist Bra makes mountains out of molehills....
> Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
> letters used to define bra sizes?
> It’s about time, you became informed!
>
> {A} Almost Boobs.
> {B} Barely there.
> {C} Can't Complain.
> {D} Dang!
> {DD} Double dang!
> {E} Enormous!
> {F} Fake.
> {G} Get a Reduction.
> {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
>