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In terms of manning up - I am not going to bathe or wash for a week, to give me that 'essence of polecat' odour.
Then I'm going to head for a pub on Saturday night and drink ten pints before picking a fight with the local rugby team.
I then plan to chunder my pizza all over the pavement, and then adjourn to A & E for treatment on my broken arm which I was too smashed to realise I hada picked up.
I will then be arrested for affirming that all coppers are bastards, and punching an A & E nurse.
I shall wake up on Sunday morning, hung over, stagger back home, row with the present Mrs Hughes about not phoning her (mobile lost in fight).
I will then sit down and play the Adele single and weep like a girl.
So - full circle really, but I am making an effort!